Godfather's 12/26/09

Godfather's Pizza
Macgillvray and 164th in Vancouver, WA
December 26th 2009

General Information: Godfather's is a national chain that seems to slowly be going the way of the dinosaur in some markets but thriving in others. Vancouver it thrives, Portland it is extinct.

The Story: Fucking buffet bitches!!!

-The Pizza-

BUFFET!!!! Among those sampled: Cheese pizza, Sausage/Mushroom/Olives pizza, Pepperoni Pizza, All Meat Pizza, Hawaiian Pizza.

Crust-

FUCK godfathers has great crust. In my samplings of this fine buffet I had golden and original thick crusts. Both tasted fantastic. Their buttery golden grown goodness was unreal. Why don't more people like this place?

Sauce-

Godfather's sauce is MILD, but has a nice taste to it. It is thin, which is a drawback, but it works. I like the flavor, though on this occasion the pizza's in the buffet were lacking enough sauce to impress me. When I got a saucy bite it was heaven though.

Toppings-

They did a good job of loading up on the toppings on every type of pizza they offered. It's quite impressive really. The quality of the toppings isn't terribly amazing or anything, the sausage was dull, pepperoni average. You get the idea. BUT, there was as much toppings as there are cocks in a Japanese Bukkake film.

Cheese-

Here's the real thing holding Godfather's back. Their cheese. It's good enough. An average mozz. The cheese pizza had a yellow cheese, I'd assume either colby or cheddar. However, for the buffet on this day, there wasn't ENOUGH cheese on the pizzas. It kept the experience from being about as good as it gets for chain pizza.

Overall taste-

Godfather's pizza has a quality mild flavor for pizza. Good for a buffet, as you can eat as much as we all wish we could eat of pussy. It's great for stuffing down your face like Joanna Angel stuffs Van Damage's cock in her face. Not enough cheese kept it from standing out.

Value-

$6.49 for ALL THE PIZZA I COULD EAT! And I did. They fucking lost.

-Beer-

On tap-

Don't recall

Bottled-

Don't recall seeing bottled beer.

-Atmosphere-

Location-

East Vancouver, slightly removed from Mill Plain's influence, but not a terrible spot for Vancouverites of the eastern persuasion. Not that you'd drive from Portland to get Godfather's.

Exterior Atmosphere-

Strip Mall.

Interior Atmosphere-

Looks like a strip mall Godfather's. Unimpressive and actually kind of dumpy at that. Broken down video games are NOT FUCKING COOL!

Service-

Excellent. I was given the option of choosing the pizza for the buffet (for which, like a dumb shit, I forgot to add extra sauce and cheese... fuck!) They were quick in every way, and kept the pizza stocked.

-Review Notes-

A good experience, cheap as hell and good though mild. I wish there was more cheese. Still you can't beat under $7 for as much decent pizza as you'd ever want.

-OVERALL RATING-

5/10. Decent as expected for a chain it doesn't get much better. With more cheese and more sauce it would easily be a 7.

Ray